What Is Marketing??

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's DIRECT MARKETING.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,
"He's very rich. Marry
him." That's ADVERTISING.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me." That's
TELEMARKETING.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her
and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she
drops it, offer her a
ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will
you marry me?" That's
PUBLIC RELATIONS.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich..."
That's BRAND RECOGNITION.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me."
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.